Slices of Life, Volume 3
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January 22, 2013
On our way to soccer today Aaron was asking about how to drive a car...
Me: Then you push the pedals on the floor down to either stop or go.
Aaron: So...you kind of have to be tall enough to reach them.
Me: Yup, that's why you have to be 16 to drive.
(Aaron was quiet for a minute thinking...)
Aaron: Well Daddy is a lot taller than you...so that must be why he drives too fast. Because you are only supposed to go 65, NO FASTER.
Me: Yup. Good point.
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February 14, 2013
We had just finished making Isaac's Valentine's Day present from the kids.
Aaron: "I love this present more than anything. Even more than Jesus."
It was a coffee mug we wrote on with Sharpie. So...we will work on his theology.
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February 19, 2013
I was trying to open the wrapper of a cheese stick.
Me: Ooh, this cheese stick wrapper is stuck.
Sam: Oh, get Daddy.
Me: No, I think I can do it.
Sam: Daddy at home. I get him.
Me: I got it!
Sam: Great job, Mommy!
So glad he has so much confidence in me.
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February 21, 2013
We were on FaceTime with Tutu and Phoebe, and I looked over to see Sam on the phone with his shirt off.
Me: Sam, why is your shirt off?
Sam: I showing them my nibbles.
Okay...
A few minutes later,
Me: Sam, let's put your shirt back on.
Sam: No, I been wearin it ALL day.
So instead, he sat and watched Dora while playing with his nibbles...
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March 4, 2013
Aaron: I don't want to be called Aaron anymore.
Me: So what should we call you instead?
Aaron: I can't tell you. It's a secret.
Me: I have to have something to call you.
Aaron: Well...okay. My favorite name is Braaron. Can you call me Braaron?
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March 18, 2013
Sam and I were cleaning up the pieces from his Busytown board game. I was counting the pieces as he put them in the bag...
Me: One, two, three, four...
(Sam finds the fifth and sixth piece and puts them in)
Sam: Cinco, seis...
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March 26, 2013
This morning Sam walked into the kitchen, climbed up at the table, and said:
"I need my coffee."
I said, "Sammy, you don't drink coffee. Coffee is for grown ups."
He stopped, thought for a minute, and said:
"Then I need a parrot."
Oh, okay then.
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March 26, 2013
Sam : "I need an iPad....how about that one?" And points at Tutu's iPad, which she was using at that moment. "Tutu, you want two dollars?"
Tutu : "No, do you have like 500 dollars?"
Sam : "Uh, let me check..." And proceeded to lift up his shirt, checked in his belly button... "No, not in there!" Shoves a hand in his diaper... "Not in there!" Turns to Tutu, "How about three tickles?"
March 27, 2013
Sam was sitting on the step (in time out), staring out the open front door.
Sam: "Hello, birdie. I'm sad. Mommy say 'NO throwing, you sit on the step!'. I sad....what that birdie?...what you say, birdie?....birdie, I can't hear you....I CAN'T HEAR YOU BIRDIE! WHAT DID YOU SAY?! BIRDIE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!"
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April 3, 2013
Me: Sam, what do you want to do today?
Sam: How 'bout...some yaundry and bacuumin'?
That translates to laundry and vacuuming. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
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April 25, 2013
Sam: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Sam: Anita.
Me: Anita who?
Sam: Mooooooooo.
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